why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
