Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
