you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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