I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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