i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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