She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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