Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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