i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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