wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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