the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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