North Korea, Best Korea!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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