Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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