OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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