He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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