Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you win again, gameday.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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