I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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