A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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