Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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