It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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