Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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