i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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