if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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