Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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