We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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