Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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