So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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