He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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