That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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