What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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