That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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