Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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