Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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