Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
