Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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