I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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