The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
