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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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