I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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