sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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