Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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