How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Drunk is not a location!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
