Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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