So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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