Your tits are I can't wait for
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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