We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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