All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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