does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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