After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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We have so much sex to catch up on
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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