It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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