I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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