You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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