Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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