Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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