I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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