My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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