What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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