I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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