yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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